Why the ever loving fuck would you drive those monstrocities in DC? Isn't DC chronically congested and filled with all manners of demonic cars? Also, DC is build on a swamp, and the closest thing to manual labour is probably somewhere south of the Raytheon areas of NOVA, so why would you even have those things :whywhywhywhywhy:
Actually I've changed my mind, I want more of those trucks in DC, and specifically I want to see Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi both attempt to drive one of them as a show of "everyday-human-behaviour" that those ghouls do for every election. And then i want to see them both try to step out of the car and laugh as every bone in their body simultanously splinters from the impact of them falling.
Why the ever loving fuck would you drive those monstrocities in DC? Isn't DC chronically congested and filled with all manners of demonic cars? Also, DC is build on a swamp, and the closest thing to manual labour is probably somewhere south of the Raytheon areas of NOVA, so why would you even have those things :whywhywhywhywhy:
Actually I've changed my mind, I want more of those trucks in DC, and specifically I want to see Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi both attempt to drive one of them as a show of "everyday-human-behaviour" that those ghouls do for every election. And then i want to see them both try to step out of the car and laugh as every bone in their body simultanously splinters from the impact of them falling.
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