Someone posted the truck pic on hexbear, I posted the text of these meme in the comments, somebody else glued them together and posted them on facebook, six resharing websites later it ended up where I steal memes from. So I decided to repost it here, because ouroboros.
WTF is it trucks anyways, and not just progressively bigger/more-militarized SUVs?
Basically everything looks like it is designed for a literal Halo Spartan... That is it. If a space marine cannot ride it I'm not interested...
Ironically these trucks are probably the least suited out there for combat, have fun having your massive fucking engine get blown to bits by a single sniper shot
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Is it the Hylux that's the completely immortal one? Thing's not big at all
Yeah, the Hilux still resembles old like trucks from the 90s.
Hiluxes are also extremely reliable, which is a big thing if you're going to drive one through an unpaved desert without stopping for maintenance.
I wonder exactly how poorly a Chevy would do under those conditions.