Someone posted the truck pic on hexbear, I posted the text of these meme in the comments, somebody else glued them together and posted them on facebook, six resharing websites later it ended up where I steal memes from. So I decided to repost it here, because ouroboros.
I do a lot of gardening and I'm always moving trees from one place to another in my Jetta. My whole family keeps trying to get me to buy a truck, but it's impossible to find a reasonably sized one that isn't super old. The Hylux is the closest thing to a normal sized truck that's newish, but they don't sell them in the US. There's a place near me that sells imported Japanese Kei trucks that I'm considering, but they'e kinda expensive.