Posting this on the dunk tank so I talk shit.
Like holy fuck man. Every god damn homily is
god is good because he loves us. God loves us because he is good. You need to love good because he loves us. You need to serve god because he loves us.
Repeat for 10-20 minutes.
What is wrong with these people. Do they not teach rhetoric at priest school? God damn it’s pathetic. How do you get your asses handed to you by prosperity gospel preachers despite branding yourselves as the true successors to saint peter or whatever? I’m constantly falling asleep because these monotonous fucks just repeat the same shit every week. And then people in my family have the audacity to be mad because I find someone boring. Sorry, they’re not god, they’re man, they’re allowed to be boring and bad at their jobs.
How do you spend 70-80 years of your life at this shit and think “:soypoint-1: WHOA HE’S TOTALLY GOT A PROFOUND POINT!!!”
I have a lot of problems with religion and specifically Christianity, but the most offensive thing is how boring it is. Is there any denomination that isn’t a total scam that isn’t boring as fuck? I’m willing to become a pesbestarian or Quaker or whatever as long as they don’t waste my hour spewing shit that makes me sleep
because at some point, when we evolved from monkey brain to human brain, we realized we didnt want to die and death is scary. Churches are just filled with people who are scared of not existing and it makes them feel better. yea you have the crazy bigots who make it all even worse, but they all have the base core belief that actual death is scary, so therefore we live forever. they won't phrase it like that, but it's true. they can't even fathom a possibility that death is just darkness forever.
i fucking hate catholicism cause i had to live that shit.
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That's how they justify it to themselves. It's one of the most insidious tricks ever played. You get a message of "the world sucks but the next one will be dope if you're a nice person" flipping to "you must accept poverty and oppression because the next world will be a paradise."