https://twitter.com/markchediak/status/1572285949249486854

  • NarratingPassenger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Fairly certain battery fumes are gonna be the next micro plastics. That ship already sailed because most of us aren’t going to decompose properly at this rate.

      • NarratingPassenger [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Viking funerals for tech bros. Except they are the ones being put into the flaming vessel whilst still alive.

          • NarratingPassenger [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            I’m dying rn, I thought you were joking but a speed bump causing a suspension failure actually cooked one of these assholes well done. Elon keeps winning

            • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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              2 years ago

              I’m dying rn

              Egads, I hope you aren't trapped in a burning Tesla. Those power door locks don't work in a crash, and the emergency release takes an absurd amount of force to get open.

              • NarratingPassenger [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                the adrenaline mom lifting a car except it’s a weak ass tech bro managing to open a door.