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buh [she/her] to badposting • 7 months ago

Philip Gay Dick

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Philip Gay Dick

buh [she/her] to badposting • 7 months ago
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  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

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    • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      Do Enbies Dream of Electric Twinks?

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      • Mindfury [he/him]
        ·
        7 months ago

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      • Sons_of_Ferrix
        ·
        7 months ago

        Udick (in my mouth)

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      • VapeNoir [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        Flow My Cum, the Policeman Said

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  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
    ·
    7 months ago

    Do Androids Ream an Electric Twink?

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    • GinAndJuche
      ·
      7 months ago

      Amazing lmao

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    • Omgboom@lemmy.zip
      ·
      7 months ago

      My name's not Android

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    7 months ago

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    • Naal [he/him]
      ·
      7 months ago

      why are u, as a man, running? To get to another guy's house to have sexy with him? Gay as hell

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      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
        ·
        7 months ago

        Fellas, is it gay to indulge in cardiovascular exercise?

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  • dannoffs [he/him]
    ·
    7 months ago

    Alexandre Dumbass

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  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
    ·
    7 months ago

    Dude what if an android was sucking me off but it thought it was a real person sucking me off but I knew it wasn't but I also didn't know I was an android getting sucked off.

    -Amazing Stories, 1973

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    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      The elite follow up to the 1968 classic "I didn't know I was an Android until an Android sucked me off and my robotic penis fell off as I came"

      (originally published in Science Fiction & Fantasy Quarterly)

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  • Pluto [he/him, he/him]
    ·
    7 months ago

    That's it.

    That's the post.

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  • DirtyPair [they/them]
    ·
    7 months ago

    get his ass

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  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Stav if he’d ever read a book: Yep. Yes sir.

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    • emizeko [they/them]
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      7 months ago

      if Stav were a replicant could he eat anything he wanted without getting fatter?

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    • Sons_of_Ferrix
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      7 months ago

      Stav finishing Do Androids Dream of Electronic Sheep?: "Was that shit supposed to have happened?"

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  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    A lot of people are saying this!

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  • Moonworm [any]
    ·
    7 months ago

    The final session (of sucking)

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    • Moonworm [any]
      ·
      7 months ago

      That's Eatingassimov, you absolute buffoon.

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    ·
    7 months ago

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  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
    ·
    7 months ago

    The Three Sugmata of Palmer Eldritch

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  • PointAndClique [they/them]
    ·
    7 months ago

    Is this the best badpost of all time? Maybe

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  • Naal [he/him]
    ·
    7 months ago

    Udik

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  • shath [comrade/them]
    ·
    7 months ago

    flow my cum, the gay man said

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    • shath [comrade/them]
      ·
      7 months ago

      a gaper farting

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