As you all know I got raptured yesterday during the totality of the eclipse and now I'm in heaven well IT SUCKS. They only have pretzels and gamecube. Jesus always wants to read the bible and they don't have any movies with boobies in them. I still can't see god, they say I need to be here for at least 2 more centuries. GIVE ME A BREAK
White boy from the states finds a nice Arab man preaching peace, love, and universal inclusion to be annoying?
Real shocker.
Wait till you find out Jesus's views on China,
Jesus is too busy playing Super Mario Sunshine to do anything anyway, I feel ripped off
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If Karl Marx, Mao Zedong, and Vladimir Lenin had been alive during the GameCube period, Communism wouldn't have failed.