This website smells like soy. Too bad feminine energy never accomplishes anything.

Grow up, get a job, eat steak, fuck a woman and maybe then you'll understand why the left is a joke.

  • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    2 years ago

    I buy a USDA ribeye and season it an hour or two in advance before putting it into a vac seal bag. For two hours I let it cook in 137f water, sous vide style.

    While it cooks I think about how much I hate my dipshit manager at Home Depot.

    After two hours I put the steak, still sealed, into my refrigerator to cool down completely. Once cooled I cook it on a ripping hot cast iron.

    After I'm done eating what is ostensibly the best cooked steak which required little real skill at all to make, I go to bed with my girlfriend and we fuck.

    Immediately after cumming, with the memories of ribeye on my lips, I scream: "FUCK YOU LENIN!"