Both my roommates got jury summons but not me. I been in twice but never seated on a jury.

  • supdog [e/em/eir,ey/em]
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    2 years ago

    the person was pulled over with drugs in their car. it was pretty obvious they were guilty and you can't just say "I'm doing the nullification thing y'all". So I have to come up with reasons why the obviously guilty person might not have been guilty and be grilled by a bunch of people how dumb I am for 3 days.

    So they all KNOW you are pulling some bullshit and being difficult on purpose.

    And the judge knows you're pulling some shit because these things never last longer than lunch and he will NOT let you off the hook.

    I argued that I wanted to see the beginning of the traffic stop so I could know the whole thing was legal. But you're supposed to make your decision based on the evidence the court makes available to you. And that's that. There's not any room to argue around that. So I just pretended to miss the point for 3 days until I couldn't take it anymore and caved.

    I wish there was a drug or surgery that could purge this memory from my brain.