(turnips and chainmail are cool but like damn we really are just serfs)

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    What the fuck is the chainmail stuff about? I presume just a fashion thing but honestly it wouldn't surprise me if Truss was sending us off as peasant levy to Ukraine or some shit.

    • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      new met police knife crime solution

      idk everything's back these days it's always been a thing in high fashion

  • Commander_Data [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Riders of Rohan, oaths you have taken! Now fulfill them all, to lord and to land!

    Is it a bit on the nose? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    ... you say on a phone, which medieval peasants would only dream of. Your standard of living is greater than medieval kings because of metrics I pulled out of my ass. :pinker: :improve-society: :very-intelligent:

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    The Scandinavians are going to invade any day now and recreate the Danelaw