The American Association of Motor Vehicle Administrators recommended states to ban non-FMVSS compliant cars, including everything keijidōsha, back in 2021. The Texas DMV has issued a ruling that these cars are now, and will remain, street legal for use on Texas roadways.
I know you're just joshing, but
Visual kei: kei = 系 = "style, type, kind"
Kei car: kei = 軽 = "light[weight]"