"Now let's say, for the sake of argument, that when I was a young boy, hypothetically speaking, my father took me into the city to see a marching band..."
All the parts from the dude on the left are hot. And everything from Ben Shabibo is just so bland it doesn't even register
completely true actually
it just looks like the left dude got a haircut and dressed a little snazzier lmao
Not even that.
Left: Dark suit, gunpowder grey shirt, dark wine tie in a neat knot
Right: Basic as shit jacket, white shirt, no tie. Screams captain of the debate club trying to fit in at a party he got pity-invited to
Screams captain of the debate club trying to fit in at a party he got pity-invited to
that's like bench appearo's entire personality
Or a used car salesman at happy hour in the local strip club. Probably ordered the wings
Aren't they cousins?
Immediate post-google edit: It's Joe Rogan that's cousins with Gerard Way, and Mara Wilson with Ben. Mixed up which right wing weirdo was related to which rarely-mentioned celebrity
So the new twilight movie looks as shitty as the other ones
so, let's say, hypothetically, I, as a 157 year old male, were to sneak into, a 17 year old girl's house, and watch her sleep
That does it. Mascara and eyeliner is now a permanent look for me.
If WB ever make a live action Justice League Dark/Seven Soldiers of Victory, they've got their Klarion.
I was going to say Davey havok from AFI. I could totally see emo Shapiro have a devils spike
