• happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Sports in general are ridiculous. It's a system of rules enforced on people so people look to people in uniforms to get told the rules, when a critical thinker scientifically oriented sophisticated intelligent person will look at the logic and PHYSICS of how to achieve an objective.

    /c/sports tagline.

    • UlyssesT
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      edit-2
      28 days ago

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      • Mardoniush [she/her]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        Yeah, I suck at sports but this guy needs to be wedgied from orbit.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      why would i, a genius, run the ball to the goal using my legs? i can more easily drive a Tesla to the goal while listening to the latest Jordan Peterson lecture.

      as the first solver of the football riddle, should not I be declared the victor of any past and future Superb Bowl?

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        oh i'm sorry i was supposed to kick the ball? i guess i was too busy reading all of the nON-FICTION BOOKS.