Suspensions and permanent records aren't that big a deal and you could actually afford to get into more fist fights.
So much of the crap you saved you haven't touched in years. Throw it out or give it away.
You're never going to have a complete set of Pokemon cards and you would never use them if you did.
Oooh god that hits hard. I'm looking forward to finding out the new ways my labor will be siphoned out of me.