Suspensions and permanent records aren't that big a deal and you could actually afford to get into more fist fights.
So much of the crap you saved you haven't touched in years. Throw it out or give it away.
You're never going to have a complete set of Pokemon cards and you would never use them if you did.
That relationship was awful and you're better off without it
Care less about working and more about hobbies
You're a liberal and every opinion you have is bad. Look at more leftist memes to learn communist theory by osmosis
And then probably a list of rules that would have saved me from going to the ER or calling 911 every time I was an idiot/nearly died