Suspensions and permanent records aren't that big a deal and you could actually afford to get into more fist fights.
So much of the crap you saved you haven't touched in years. Throw it out or give it away.
You're never going to have a complete set of Pokemon cards and you would never use them if you did.
Do not become exposed to porn from an early age causing immeasurable damage to your maturity and understanding of sex.
Do not skip an entire year of school because you're depressed. You missed out on so much and often just left because you were bored
Don't talk to that cute girl in your philosophy tutorial. Just don't. It will result in the most awkward situation where you pretend to not see each other every day
RT on the first one