• RiceIsNice [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Boo! This is the worst way to do a reality check.

    Best way is to cover your nose and breathe in. You can breath through your nose even if covered in a dream. Don't rely on having to remember numbers or clock faces. Your moments of dream lucidity are precious and shouldn't be wasted on checking your watch 8 times because you're not sure if it's still the same.

      • nohaybanda [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        But what if I went to bed already covered in piss. huh? What then?!

        Checkmate, atheists!

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          look if you can't even remember how much piss you have on you at any given moment then whether or not you're concious isn't your biggest problem