• flan [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    hm yes if there were only another suspect. Someone with something to gain and the means to do it. hmmmmmmm. Perhaps they even found an opportune time to execute their diabolical plan. I suppose it could really only be Russia.

  • LiberalSocialist [any,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Why the utter fuck are capitalists of all stripes wishing for a goddamn fucking NUCLEAR WAR.

    WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

    • ciaran_cornerspaeti [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I keep thinking of the line from Futurama about global warming, "luckily Nuclear winter cancelled it out"

    • Sea_Gull [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Conspiracy theory - they know humanity is doomed on this course and they hope to survive in a paradise built on our corpses.

      Now that I said it out loud, this could've been an applicable quote at any point since the inception of capitalism.

      But what I mean in this case is that they think they have a better chance surviving a nuclear war than a climate war.

      • LiberalSocialist [any,they/them]
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        2 years ago

        But how would that even fucking work? It just... makes no sense. Capitalism is what it is today because it exploits over 7 billion humans. A nuclear war would mean the end of capitalism, too, because it would be the end of society.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You hear that Putin? NATO considers itself attacked. Better launch a full nuclear strike in preemptive self defense.

  • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Wow you're right Marco, it would be ridiculous for those countries you randomly picked to attack the pipeline! I mean look at how nice, european, and civilized they are! But is there any reason in particular you jumped to the least likely culprits? Are you maybe trying to distract us from another larger, more suspicious NATO country? Hmmm.