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minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]hexbear14·edit-22 years agoThere's a good chance that Jesus himself would have chased the owner of this place around with a whip, so I don't think criticizing this is even shitting on religion. link
minus-squareWEIMARUSSY [they/them]hexbear6·2 years agogiven the chance, the owner would probably bash Christ's head open with a hammer and eat the brains in the finest sauce you can by through Sysco link
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]hexbear4·2 years agoOh I have no doubt that most American evangelicals would denounce the second coming of Christ as a dangerous brown communist. link
minus-squareWEIMARUSSY [they/them]hexbear5·2 years agono I just meant the petite bourgeois would see a guy that's 4'2 and it would confuse them/make them so mad they start trying to kill him link
There's a good chance that Jesus himself would have chased the owner of this place around with a whip, so I don't think criticizing this is even shitting on religion.
given the chance, the owner would probably bash Christ's head open with a hammer and eat the brains in the finest sauce you can by through Sysco
Oh I have no doubt that most American evangelicals would denounce the second coming of Christ as a dangerous brown communist.
no I just meant the petite bourgeois would see a guy that's 4'2 and it would confuse them/make them so mad they start trying to kill him
"Messiahs under 6'2" swipe left"