why would china invade china lmao

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  • booty [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    If china did invade taiwan:

    See? We predicted it!

    If china didn't invade taiwan

    See? We stopped it!

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      Just going to sit here screaming "China is going to kill all of you!" across the island until every Taiwanese resident is vibrating with paranoia.

      Then we install super sonic mid-range nuclear missiles on the island and reenact the Cuba Missile Crisis in reverse.