(This is a joke, please do not do this)

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    don’t do the drinking and riding part

    alternatively, be sure to wear your helmet when drinking and bicycling

    editing to add: classic hipster handlebar bags are excellent. Small front rack, fat tires, and a big boxy bar bag that can fit all your stuff plus a six pack of beer is peak performance.