(This is a joke, please do not do this)

    • FireworksAtTheVA [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I don’t think we’re in a place to judge somebody who can recite mao from memory while taking a drunk piss in front of a crowd. They’re clearly the chosen dirtbag.

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    :lenin-sure: Made the mistake of asking the question, "What is to be done?"

  • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Reminds me of when I used to ride with critical mass and midnight riders. The drink holder on my bike has seen more tall boys than water bottles. I mean, don't do the drinking and riding part. But it was fucking cool.

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      don’t do the drinking and riding part

      alternatively, be sure to wear your helmet when drinking and bicycling

      editing to add: classic hipster handlebar bags are excellent. Small front rack, fat tires, and a big boxy bar bag that can fit all your stuff plus a six pack of beer is peak performance.