(This is a joke, please do not do this)
I mean, don't do the drinking and driving part. The rest is cool.
I don’t think we’re in a place to judge somebody who can recite mao from memory while taking a drunk piss in front of a crowd. They’re clearly the chosen dirtbag.
Reminds me of when I used to ride with critical mass and midnight riders. The drink holder on my bike has seen more tall boys than water bottles. I mean, don't do the drinking and riding part. But it was fucking cool.
don’t do the drinking and riding part
alternatively, be sure to wear your helmet when drinking and bicycling
editing to add: classic hipster handlebar bags are excellent. Small front rack, fat tires, and a big boxy bar bag that can fit all your stuff plus a six pack of beer is peak performance.
