You like mayonnaise
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You may say you don't like mayonnaise, but your revealed preferences say otherwise.

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  • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    WTF half of the top 10 best selling condiments are mayo (one is miracle whip) with Hellman's coming in at number one. Number two is Tostitos salsa, the blandest fucking salsa out there. Tapatio didn't crack the top 15. That's amazing to me because that shit is everywhere. What do you use mayo for other than a sandwhich? wow

    • ilyenkov [she/her, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I dip fries in it, and all sorts of other shit. I love mayo. But also I don't really understand buying it - it's pretty simple to do homemade. Takes me about 5 minutes to make a batch.

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      Mayonnaise is the 50’s American housewife’s glue for holding completely incompatible ingredients together.

    • LeninsBeard [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Mayo is super versatile because it doesn't have that much flavor. I use it to marinate chicken, it's a base of a lot of salad dressings, really anything you use butter or oil for can be replaced with mayo.

    • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      What do you use mayo for other than a sandwhich

      I've had a recipe for a "banh mi bowl" which is basically just pickled cucumbers, carrots, and ground beef on jasmine rice, and you add sriracha to mayonnaise and drizzle it on the beef

      So, there's a thing

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      We may have destroyed the planet and its ecosystems, but for one bright shining moment, we had 10 different types of mayo.