Me, five hours into explaining what a film is, the existence of Hollywood, the existence of a country over the sea called 'America', the internet and what woke means: "ok so basically, in the year of our lord two thousand and fourteen there was this thing called 'Gamer Gate' and single men who couldn't have sex would harass women for criticising video games"
Medieval serf with like seven different intestinal parasites 
: "wtf is a pronoun?"
Not me. I'm going on Pilgrimage for the hotties and then probably getting burned at the stake for heresy after the fact.