Me, five hours into explaining what a film is, the existence of Hollywood, the existence of a country over the sea called 'America', the internet and what woke means: "ok so basically, in the year of our lord two thousand and fourteen there was this thing called 'Gamer Gate' and single men who couldn't have sex would harass women for criticising video games"
Medieval serf with like seven different intestinal parasites : "wtf is a pronoun?"
they STOLE her ASS. the game is about tracking down and punishing the nefarious butt thief gang of Skampo-8.
Not the dreaded Skampo Booty Looters!