and had to be reminded to sit

:shrug-outta-hecks: idk maybe he was really just senile.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Hu reading the agenda while thinking it's 1970

      “What the hell is he saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has he gone off his head? I hope Mao hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell XI I want to see him in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And he better have a good explanation for this garbage!”

      (I'm maybe being a bit edgy here, Hu Jintao is an old comrade who's done more for Communism than many of us ever will and deserves our respect.)

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            • Mardoniush [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              I feel he understood how to respond perfectly well.

              :stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-2:

                • Mardoniush [she/her]
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                  I too think the grandkids should have just handed him the service pistol opened the front door, and let everything sort itself out.

                  • Gamer_time [he/him]
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                    2 years ago

                    "And now Edvard is done with his speech, we thank him for his time and- oh my god is that Molotov with a steel chair?!"

                    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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                      2 years ago

                      "don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1986, Molotov threw Gorbachev off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table."

          • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Molotov rose from chair in a rage, shouting “What the hell is he saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has he gone off his head? I hope Stalin hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell Shevardnadze I want to see him in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And he better have a good explanation for this garbage!”

            If I ever suffer from cognitive decline, I want to go like this.

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