and had to be reminded to sit

:shrug-outta-hecks: idk maybe he was really just senile.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Hu reading the agenda while thinking it's 1970

      “What the hell is he saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has he gone off his head? I hope Mao hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell XI I want to see him in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And he better have a good explanation for this garbage!”

      (I'm maybe being a bit edgy here, Hu Jintao is an old comrade who's done more for Communism than many of us ever will and deserves our respect.)

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            • Mardoniush [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              I feel he understood how to respond perfectly well.

              :stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-2:

                • Mardoniush [she/her]
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                  I too think the grandkids should have just handed him the service pistol opened the front door, and let everything sort itself out.

                  • Gamer_time [he/him]
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                    2 years ago

                    "And now Edvard is done with his speech, we thank him for his time and- oh my god is that Molotov with a steel chair?!"

                    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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                      2 years ago

                      "don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1986, Molotov threw Gorbachev off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table."

          • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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            Molotov rose from chair in a rage, shouting “What the hell is he saying! That’s revisionism! Pure revisionism! Worse than revisionism! Has he gone off his head? I hope Stalin hasn’t gotten wind of this yet, or there’ll be hell to pay. Tell Shevardnadze I want to see him in my office TODAY at 4:00 pm SHARP. And he better have a good explanation for this garbage!”

            If I ever suffer from cognitive decline, I want to go like this.

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  • Tervell [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Westerners have been gaslit so much by all the Brandon "it's just a stutter" stuff that they've forgotten about the existence of age-related cognitive decline :good-morning:

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Is that really a “reminder to sit”, to me just looks like a standard “please take a seat” gesture lol.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    This is so obviously dementia if you've ever spent time around people with dementia.

    But no, it must be an evil plot by Neo-Mao God Emperor Xi Jinping to silence all critics in the party :xi-god-emperor:

    Western cope and seethe is unbelievable.

  • CheGueBeara [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    He's known to be fairly senile. He's being treated with about as much dignity as anyone can be while also being in the public spotlight.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Senior Citizen With Dementia MANHANDELED into Empoohrah Xi's Conference of EVIL and FORCED to Vote for GENOCIDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Falls on ground foaming

  • DivineChaos100 [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    smh autocrat Xi Jinping forced him to come and sit the whole congress beside him and them had him taken away

  • Abstraction [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine being 80 years old and needing to take a piss, and it becomes international news

  • flowernet [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    just having rudimentary knowledge of china can keep you from making so many embarrassing mistakes. if it was Jiang Zemin, sure, get fucked Bozo. Hu Jintao is not far from Xi. Both are part of what westerners constructed as the "Tsinghua clique", whereas Jiang is in the "Shanghai Clique", and that's enough to say "Actually, before I go defense mode fo rthe CPC, Let's wait and see because actually there's a good chance nothing in this story actually happened"