I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.
There are people who sell spellcasting services on Etsy. You pay them hundreds of dollars and they say that they cast a spell to do what you wanted. People make six figures doing that.
Holy
Fuckin
Shit
what a time to be alive
I appreciate that the tower of 72 demons has free shipping
The spell is low in stock :data-laughing:
Capitalism invents scarcity even in the supernatural.
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Holy hell.
I assume there's a lot of fake purchases and review trading going on to build a reputation for this sort of thing.
The real money's not in that shit. It's in the low hundreds of dollars (or less). Sell an $85 sexual potency spell. A $110 "bring back my ex". And (if your practice the darker side of the Art) a "Curse my enemies/make them suffer/get revenge NOW" spell for a clean $200.
Oh yeah, I was just picking out the outrageously high dollar stuff; there's thousands of listings, most of them in the hundreds or less, these are just the "only need to sell it once" type
When I was visiting Colorado over the summer and had the afternoon free I wandered a downtown/oldtown market type area. Went to a basement store that advertised magic on the outside, and I'm like "oh cool like top hats and cards an' shit" but no, the Alan Moore type. There was a guy telling a dude how to use a magic crystal wand to cure headaches.
I wish I'd stuck around longer and asked him some questions about it. I feel like a storefront where you sell your stuff in person can give you something to actually do all day. And fuck, you could just cast the spell and send them a video of you doing it. What's that, like, 90 seconds of work? Wizard-for-hire is an easy gig. Might as well have fun.