I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    There are people who sell spellcasting services on Etsy. You pay them hundreds of dollars and they say that they cast a spell to do what you wanted. People make six figures doing that.

      • Sasuke [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Fake and false advertising Nothing has change No communication No update No to everyone do not give free money away to this fake merchant

        Purchased item:

        Penis Enlargement Spell Voodoo Doll Penis

      • Owl [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Holy hell.

        I assume there's a lot of fake purchases and review trading going on to build a reputation for this sort of thing.

      • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        The real money's not in that shit. It's in the low hundreds of dollars (or less). Sell an $85 sexual potency spell. A $110 "bring back my ex". And (if your practice the darker side of the Art) a "Curse my enemies/make them suffer/get revenge NOW" spell for a clean $200.

        • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Oh yeah, I was just picking out the outrageously high dollar stuff; there's thousands of listings, most of them in the hundreds or less, these are just the "only need to sell it once" type

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      When I was visiting Colorado over the summer and had the afternoon free I wandered a downtown/oldtown market type area. Went to a basement store that advertised magic on the outside, and I'm like "oh cool like top hats and cards an' shit" but no, the Alan Moore type. There was a guy telling a dude how to use a magic crystal wand to cure headaches.

      I wish I'd stuck around longer and asked him some questions about it. I feel like a storefront where you sell your stuff in person can give you something to actually do all day. And fuck, you could just cast the spell and send them a video of you doing it. What's that, like, 90 seconds of work? Wizard-for-hire is an easy gig. Might as well have fun.