I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.
If I was a completely shameless piece of shit I would tell people how bad other black people are like Candace Owens does. I mean heck I might be a "bad guy" but im not "that" bad.