I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.
it'd be so easy to be an ex-muslim MAGA grifter. "escaped islam" or some nonsense and the money would roll in. hang out with benny shapiro and god knows whoever else