I just talked to some dumbass liberal who flashed me a sloppy anarchist tattoo and when I started talking to them about their favorite theory they brought up Rich Dad Poor Dad and something about gumball machines and passive income...
This is not a bit. I repeat, this is not a bit.
I had a brief but intense flirtation with some appliances and developed a unified philosophical theory of god. Which is embarrassing because I was and remain an atheist.