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You fucking got me someone get a mod in here banned banned banned all of you banned none of you are free from sin
It's going to take this website like 3 months after he really dies before people actually believe it
Actually - maybe he can't even truly killed. Before his death - his ectoplasm (or whatever its called) will just move to safety in another dimension. AU Kissinger (Alternate Universe Kissinger) will suck out some souls there and then eventually come back here.
He's gonna stick around another 20 years, progressively making more sense as his brain melts from age
He might stick around another 2,000 years as he gets shorter and shorter, his entire body becomes goo, and he becomes a boneless gelatinous mass. Around the year 4000 - a highly prestigious pundit job is being a Goo Kissinger whisperer who can convert the bubbles on the surface of the previously great man now GK puddle into the MonoLanguage that everybody speaks.
Mods, posting this title this way is emotionally damaging
Please send this poster to the shadow realm
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