• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    He might stick around another 2,000 years as he gets shorter and shorter, his entire body becomes goo, and he becomes a boneless gelatinous mass. Around the year 4000 - a highly prestigious pundit job is being a Goo Kissinger whisperer who can convert the bubbles on the surface of the previously great man now GK puddle into the MonoLanguage that everybody speaks.