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I think this is the actual play here. There's about 32 million small businesses in the USA. if only 1% of them get verified for $10 a month for 12 months, that's $38,400,000 a year. Add in a "Narwhal Bacon" tier for 30 and he could clear 100 mil/year for it. Marketing budgets are just ongoing sacrifices to Mammon anyway, so he could milk the shit out of it.
Almost a third of the interest on the loan Twitter took to buy itself for Elon.
Twitter has to pay $1bn per year in INTEREST on the loan.
It does make 20/mo look so, so, so incredibly paltry.
lol how do you have a Masters's degree+ level of debt as a billionaire like just don't sign the paperwork.