• CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    In the next few years, Elon Musk is going to do the following:

    Buy McDonald's and make the McRib permanent.

    Buy Four Loko and bring back the original formula.

    Buy most of the big fast food franchises, and will bring back any discontinued item that people request, until everyone realizes it was discontinued for a reason (Kinda surprised he didn't try to do this with McDonald's during the szechuan sauce arc, that would totally be on brand with him).

    He'll get really angry at some Netflix show bring canceled, buy Netflix just to bring it back.

    And many other stuff that will not be anything that materially improves anything, just treats-related stuff. Also, during this, he will lose a lot of money, even go bankrupt a few times, but the banks will let him borrow basically infinite money with no interest and no due date to pay them back.

    • UlyssesT
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      12 days ago

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    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      he will debate anita sarkeesian after bribing her to do so