"Hello, fellow human, my name is Sarah Personette. My surname, which is real, can lead to some amusement. It would lead one who hasn't seen me to determine I might be a tiny person due to the diminutive "e-t-t-e". An example being a kitchen and its smaller cousin a kitchenette. As you can see - this is inaccurate. In fact - I am zero point four nine centimeters taller than the height of the average North American woman."