Edit - Oops. I fixed a mistake. It's even funnier than I thought.
Personette was Twitter's main liaison to the advertising community.
"Hello, fellow human, my name is Sarah Personette. My surname, which is real, can lead to some amusement. It would lead one who hasn't seen me to determine I might be a tiny person due to the diminutive "e-t-t-e". An example being a kitchen and its smaller cousin a kitchenette. As you can see - this is inaccurate. In fact - I am zero point four nine centimeters taller than the height of the average North American woman."
I can never tell between pure incompetence and malevolence with elon
I don't know if Twitter senior staff gets a pass. This just feels like miserable awful people colliding with one another.
i don't give a shit about the person specifically, i dont know who they are probably an overpaid tech weirdo. but i'm confused about what the fuck is going on in musks head to lay off the person responsible for making the platform profitable.
is it just like he has so much money that having control over a massive information platform is its own reward, damn if it makes me money or not? Does he think this is a good plan? Or is it purely out of some sort of devilry within his psyche
i’m confused about what the fuck is going on in musks head to lay off the person responsible for making the platform profitable.
Presumably he disagrees with her approach. Or, at least, he doesn't think she's hustling hard enough.
But the power of an unlimited credit card has definitely gone to his head. Dude's tripping on his own ego hard.
what the fuck is going on in musks head to lay off the person responsible for making the platform profitable.
She quit.
Can you imagine if that was really her name? She'd go insane. Imagine she wants to use her credit card online but there's a serious problem and she has to talk to customer service on the phone and not in one of those chat window things...
"My name is - it's my legal real name, it really is - is Sarah Tiny Person."
"Ma'am - I am here to verify your name and other information for this purchase. I don't get paid enough to listen to bad jokes. Are you going to tell me your address is 123 Main Street and you live in Podunk, Pennsylvania?"
"Well, actually..."
i am but a Personette, sitting alone in my kitchenette eating my breakfastette
i am a personette in my kitchenette eatin lotsa pisghetti
Everything about this is so funny. If it ruins Elon financially, and destroys twitter, and the global agreements around standards and acceptable behavior etc etc it will be great. All of those things need to be ended anyway
No you see this time it targets upper management. Theyre supposed to get boni not fired
I audibly laughed at this. This whole thing has literally been better than Trump on Twitter.
I wonder if intelligent life on other planets is like us. And they've also got money, religion, politics, terrible pollution, war, famine, and the rest. Plus the word's richest creature on their planet is a hopeless dipshit which is horror-comedy for them too.
