Can you imagine if that was really her name? She'd go insane. Imagine she wants to use her credit card online but there's a serious problem and she has to talk to customer service on the phone and not in one of those chat window things...

"My name is - it's my legal real name, it really is - is Sarah Tiny Person."

"Ma'am - I am here to verify your name and other information for this purchase. I don't get paid enough to listen to bad jokes. Are you going to tell me your address is 123 Main Street and you live in Podunk, Pennsylvania?"

"Well, actually..."