we love to see it, don’t we folks?

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Poor guy.

    Top Trump aide: "Mr. President - you're up in five minutes."

    Trump: "Why can't I grift from home? I wanna grift from home. I love Manhattan. Who doesn't love Manhattan. I gotta go here. And I gotta to there. They are shitholes. This is a shithole. Where are we? Alabama? Tennessee? The crowds are idiots. Always idiots. I don't wanna be here. Fuck."

    Top Trump aide: "Do you want me to put Elton John on the PA?"

    Trump: "Yeah. No. Whatever." The aide has been through this a million times. He silently starts to leave the room as Trump starts to whisper/sing very much off key.... Hold me closer, Tony Danza / Count the headlights on the highway..."

    The aide has to stifle a laugh. Does Trump really not know the words? Who can say. The man is an enigma even to himself.