fucking fight me
Oh yeah I love it when my fruit makes me work incredibly hard to eat it
by definition the workers fruit :soviet-chad:
spoiler
enjoy the fruits of your labor
oh look at me I like a fruit that's more water per fruit² than it is fruit per fruit².
Pomegranates are associated with death and the underworld in mythology, making them the Hot Topic goths of fruit.
Whether or not that is good is left to interpretation. :marx-goth:
Pomegranates have the highest score on the the delicious but impossible to eat index.
It's objectively the least satisfying fruit. You have to pick away little pea size pieces and can never get a big bite. The only thing worse is guava, the world's worst tasting fruit.
:downbear:
Guava is delicious and guava paste with cheese is one of the best snacks/desserts in the world
Pomegranites are what happens when you crossbreed a fig and a grapefruit with the intent of embracing the worst of both worlds, except that hypothetical fruit would probably be seedless, unlike a pomegranite.
It's a puzzle in fruit form that rewards you with citrus-y wine cubes. They're 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹.
figs and grapefruit are both delicious so i don't even see the problem
Apparently there are mangos the size of a basketball with tiny cores that taste delicious.
In America we get two kinds of mangos. In both of them the seed or core takes up most of the volume of the fruit. And one of them tastes like soap of it's not perfectly ripe.
Pomegranate is low-tier fruit
Has no edge game and has too much of a build-up to get peak performance
lmao but all i gotta do is go outside and shake my berry bush and im ready to go
ooh, a fruit that is one thing!
wtf it's actually like 90 different things what am i supposed to do with this
