We didn't kill a million civilians and raze an entire country to the ground.

And if we did, it wasn't that bad - it's just normal war stuff, everyone does it.

And if it was, that's not a big deal, since they're, y'know... :us-foreign-policy: .

And if it is, it's not our fault, they should have just moved out of the way of the bombs.

And if it was, we didn't mean it.

And if we did...

They deserved it.