• Commander_Data [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    How can we really know if he's an alpha without his colonoscopy results to verify how much cancer is in there.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      Colonoscopys are beta af.

      Real men shit blood for weeks and then die of septic shock in the middle of a bench press set at Gold's Gym.