my dad took me when I was a little kid, probably part of a heterosexualizing intervention that I'd grow up straight for once. I had a hotdog.
Strip clubs serve food. Can you imagine the kind of beta you'd have to be to eat at a hooters if you could go to a strip club?
I'd probably order a chicken sandwich and play nethack on my phone.
If you haven't already, you might like to try Shattered Pixel Dungeon. It's open source and has the best QoL features of any mobile roguelike I've played
and the best 300 random forks of any mobile game
Hell yea Shattered Pixel Dungeon rocks, even if i suck ass at it
Play rogue because invis is busted. Once you get a decent weapon it's pretty much free from there
I've definitely had the most success with the rogue, but it seems like as soon as i get to the beholder levels I just hit a wall
eventually resource income lowers and it may be best to avoid combat if your burn rate is too high to get to the boss with a good cushion. Starvation, health, consumables all the same ultimately. Have won with all subclasses or whatever (though haven't played in a year or two).