my dad took me when I was a little kid, probably part of a heterosexualizing intervention that I'd grow up straight for once. I had a hotdog.
Strip clubs serve food. Can you imagine the kind of beta you'd have to be to eat at a hooters if you could go to a strip club?
Hell yea Shattered Pixel Dungeon rocks, even if i suck ass at it
Play rogue because invis is busted. Once you get a decent weapon it's pretty much free from there
I've definitely had the most success with the rogue, but it seems like as soon as i get to the beholder levels I just hit a wall
eventually resource income lowers and it may be best to avoid combat if your burn rate is too high to get to the boss with a good cushion. Starvation, health, consumables all the same ultimately. Have won with all subclasses or whatever (though haven't played in a year or two).