my dad took me when I was a little kid, probably part of a heterosexualizing intervention that I'd grow up straight for once. I had a hotdog.
Strip clubs serve food. Can you imagine the kind of beta you'd have to be to eat at a hooters if you could go to a strip club?
I thought the idea with Oysters was that they mostly tasted like cum, so if your spouse could swallow oysters, you were supposed to understand the hint that you want them to swallow. Never heard that oysters taste like pussy.