Still acceptable: Dick, wang, wanger, schwang, schwanger, weiner, shweiner, John Tomas, Johnson, Willy, One-Eyed Willy, One-Eyed Monster, dong, donger, tallywhacker, member, pecker, nuts, testes, berries, plums, cherries, the family jewels, meat-and-two-veg, and the good old-fashioned penis and testicles

Edit: I forgot manhammer, gentleman's sausage, heat-seeking moisture missile, and trouser snake

When you're right, you're right

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