TL;DR: Musk has 23 kids and NDAs with (most or all of) the mothers because he wants them to be his Mars scions well I finally fiinished the rest of the article and I got trolled where I got this from, it doesn't say that. I'm sorry
this was what :will-fancy: was speculating about in the last listenable Chapo episode
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so glad we don't have interstellar colony ships with frozen zygotes and spacy colony overseer AI technology
Oh man, if only. We could load them all up onto the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B
Bazinga UFO cult. These people would’ve joined or led Heaven’s Gate if they could