Hi I'm the weather's manager, how can I help you?

are you really going to complain about cold weather with where we're going

Heh, so much for global warming!

They're working on warming it up indefinitely, have some patience!

I’ll fucking trade you, it’s already hotter here than I want it to be in the middle of July. I’d kill for some snow.

its been snowing the past day and a half, and because of a wardrobe malfunction i was stuck in bootyshorts

I just got back from a nice spring bike ride, I'm an ice cube now

Not quite snowing here but it is a lot cooler than it has been all week. Nice hoodie weather though, can't complain.

Well i have seen snow that falls in May And i have seen rain on cloudless days Some things are always bound to cha-a-ange There ain't no ash will burn