Imagine if these guys went to debate Karl Marx about leftism.
"So Karl, why do leftists want to turn me into a soy boy?"
"What? What has that got to so with my theory, I do not understand"
"But that's what you people believe!"
"Sir, there is no mention of soy in my books. I have no idea what you're talking about. We are here to debate leftism, not whoever told you to eat soy."
I make a point of never talking about politics while sober but since I've gained a reputation for being extremely argumentative and very left wing, anti communists who tangentially know me keep trying to debate me so I always get them to wait until I've had a drink and a half. It always escalates from a calm polite discussion to me and them yelling over each other about what I think should happen to landlords / serving members of the military (:took-restraint:).
To be fair I have somehow managed to bring a few people over to my way of thinking this way
Under communism, any time a chud tries to speak they will be decked with a folding chair by Macho Man Randy Savage (who will be resurrected by soviet technology)
Imagine if these guys went to debate Karl Marx about leftism.
"So Karl, why do leftists want to turn me into a soy boy?"
"What? What has that got to so with my theory, I do not understand"
"But that's what you people believe!"
"Sir, there is no mention of soy in my books. I have no idea what you're talking about. We are here to debate leftism, not whoever told you to eat soy."
Marx wouldn't even agree to the debate unless he already drank at least three shots and a tropical drink with a little umbrella in it.
Marx being shitty drunk and just throwing drinks in their face and yelling at them would be hilarious.
Marx is basically my spirit animal.
I make a point of never talking about politics while sober but since I've gained a reputation for being extremely argumentative and very left wing, anti communists who tangentially know me keep trying to debate me so I always get them to wait until I've had a drink and a half. It always escalates from a calm polite discussion to me and them yelling over each other about what I think should happen to landlords / serving members of the military (:took-restraint:).
To be fair I have somehow managed to bring a few people over to my way of thinking this way
I'm into tropical drinks lately I guess I'm basically Marx now
Were does one get ethically harvested pineapples and coconut anyways
These guys only deserve to debate with a steel folding chair to the face
Under communism, any time a chud tries to speak they will be decked with a folding chair by Macho Man Randy Savage (who will be resurrected by soviet technology)
Or god forbid Lenin lol. I'd pay to watch Lenin mercilessly shred modern debate nerds while Hakim :che-poggers: in the background