• Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Dear Eternal President Xi Jinping,

    I have successfully convinced the people that masks don't work to prevent the spread of COVID-19. We won't be doing lockdowns or contact tracing or anything else. Don't worry, this will not compromise my position, I've got them eating out of my hand, even if we take out a million of them they'll still be singing my praises. Death to every settler-colonizer Amerikkkan, and glory to Communism.

    Your humble comrade,

    Dr. Anthony Fauci

    Dear Dr. Fauci,

    This is the first contact I have ever had with you. I have no idea what you think you're doing but please stop this madness immediately. The deaths of random Americans do nothing to further the aims of the Communist Party of China or communism in general, and in fact makes our efforts to contain the virus here more difficult. Please advise the Americans to wear masks, and see the enclosed documents for our scientists' recommendations for containing the spread of the virus in your country.

    Sincerely,

    Xi Jinping

    Dear Revisionist Scumbag,

    I can plainly see that you have no interest in ending the kkkolonizer menace. I previously believed you were simply waiting for the right moment to launch the nukes, but I now realize that you're such a liberal that you probably haven't even considered it. In light of your lack of commitment to the cause, I will redouble my efforts and kill as many of this worthless, reactionary population as I can possibly manage.

    The only REAL Communist,

    Dr. Anthony Fauci